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agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde

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It’s payday, y’all!

It’s payday, y’all!

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adriansivashkinator:

Chris Pine + Those beautiful blue eyes 

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i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

CAT (I’m sorry for the curse words, I’m an innocent child)

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

CAT (I’m sorry for the curse words, I’m an innocent child)

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

sometimes i like wine but other times it’s the worst thing that has ever offended my mouth

I literally hate 90% of wines, but I started drinking moscato recently. It’s a really sweet white wine, and it’s so tasty, even convenience store brands (Flip Flop, notably) and box-o-wine brands have good, drinkable moscato. Drink it 50/50 with sprite, and soon enough you’ll be drinking it straight up. Shits delish.

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yggdrasilly:

drawagainsthumanity:

In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with dick fingers for the first time.

Drawings Against Humanity is my new favourite thing.

yggdrasilly:

drawagainsthumanity:

In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with dick fingers for the first time.

Drawings Against Humanity is my new favourite thing.

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yggdrasilly:

finalfantasythings:

Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn available August 27, 2013 worldwide for PS3, PC
The game will launch worldwide on PC and PlayStation 3 on August 27th. Both a regular and a limited collector’s edition of the game will be available at launch, and Square have announced details for the North American release.
Let’s start with details of the regular edition:
PlayStation 3 (Package) $39.99
Windows (Package) $29.99
Windows (Digital Download) $29.99
PlayStation 3 (Digital Download) Details to be announced later
And now, the limited collector’s edition version pictured above, which will come with a bunch of bonus items included:
PlayStation 3 (Package) $79.99
Windows (Package) $69.99
Windows (Digital Download) $49.99
The collector’s edition will include the following items:
A limited edition box featuring art by Yoshitaka Amano

A Collector’s Edition exclusive box featuring an illustration by famed FINAL FANTASY artist Yoshitaka Amano.

The Art of Eorzea – A Realm Reimagined art book

This art book features a host of artwork made for the development of FINAL FANTASY XIV: A Realm Reborn by Art Director Akihiko Yoshida and his team of artists.

The Waning of the Sixth Sun – Bonus Disc

Witness the dawn of the Seventh Umbral Era that brought destruction to the realm of Eorzea… This special video offers a deeper understanding of the world of A Realm Reborn by showcasing the journey that the “Warriors of Light” embarked upon as they headed towards the Seventh Umbral Era.

In-game items

Helm of Light, Coeurl mount, Behemoth-themed Chocobo armour and a Baby Behemoth minion. More details available here.

5 Exclusive Art cards

Five art cards featuring stunning, highly detailed CG art brought to life by Square Enix Visual Works.

The Sounds of Eorzea – Special Soundtrack

This Collector’s Edition exclusive soundtrack features beautiful music from the cities and fields of Limsa Lominsa, Ul’dah and Gridania where many adventurers are sure to spend their time.

Themed Security Token

Rest easy knowing that your Square Enix account is secure with a uniquely designed security token. More details available here.


I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS.

yggdrasilly:

finalfantasythings:

Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn available August 27, 2013 worldwide for PS3, PC

The game will launch worldwide on PC and PlayStation 3 on August 27th. Both a regular and a limited collector’s edition of the game will be available at launch, and Square have announced details for the North American release.

Let’s start with details of the regular edition:

  • PlayStation 3 (Package) $39.99
  • Windows (Package) $29.99
  • Windows (Digital Download) $29.99
  • PlayStation 3 (Digital Download) Details to be announced later

And now, the limited collector’s edition version pictured above, which will come with a bunch of bonus items included:

  • PlayStation 3 (Package) $79.99
  • Windows (Package) $69.99
  • Windows (Digital Download) $49.99

The collector’s edition will include the following items:

A limited edition box featuring art by Yoshitaka Amano

A Collector’s Edition exclusive box featuring an illustration by famed FINAL FANTASY artist Yoshitaka Amano.

The Art of Eorzea – A Realm Reimagined art book

This art book features a host of artwork made for the development of FINAL FANTASY XIV: A Realm Reborn by Art Director Akihiko Yoshida and his team of artists.

The Waning of the Sixth Sun – Bonus Disc

Witness the dawn of the Seventh Umbral Era that brought destruction to the realm of Eorzea… This special video offers a deeper understanding of the world of A Realm Reborn by showcasing the journey that the “Warriors of Light” embarked upon as they headed towards the Seventh Umbral Era.

In-game items

Helm of Light, Coeurl mount, Behemoth-themed Chocobo armour and a Baby Behemoth minion. More details available here.

5 Exclusive Art cards

Five art cards featuring stunning, highly detailed CG art brought to life by Square Enix Visual Works.

The Sounds of Eorzea – Special Soundtrack

This Collector’s Edition exclusive soundtrack features beautiful music from the cities and fields of Limsa Lominsa, Ul’dah and Gridania where many adventurers are sure to spend their time.

Themed Security Token

Rest easy knowing that your Square Enix account is secure with a uniquely designed security token. More details available here.

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS.

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Unf.

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ohabutt:

in  middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is  the land of opportunity

I, too, am a whole-lemon eater. Nobody’s iced tea gets lemon if I’m at the table.

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